Horoscopes are bullshit.  Generalized statements that are intended to apply to a broad spectrum of situations, so you read it, and start to mold it, and BAM, it's right!

If you give a man a block of clay, and it kind looks like a horse, but then it could be a hippo, and if you just added horns it could be a buffalo..........  Get it.

Oh but Gemini's ( Read more... )

A sausage.

Yeah.  Well, except that one time when you burped, sneezed, and farted at the same time.  And got the wicked headache after that.

What, you mean to tell me that never happened to you?

Oooh boy...uh.. Heh...  Yeahhhh.....sooooo.......

I would bring Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, a porno, and a DVD OF DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO OPERATE THE EMERGENCY RADIO I HAD BROUGHT TO GET ME OFF OF THIS RETARDED ISLAND.  I mean since it does have power and all.

But I would furiously whack it first, of course.  Like any red-blooded american would do.  Then ( Read more... )

Faithfulness and genuineness